Dear Birdy,

Dear Birdy,
You have a very pretty voice. Oh how lovely it is to listen to you, but please can you limit the singing to daytime hours and a duration of no more than 30 minutes. My understanding is that you sing in the morning because you are happy, and I am glad that you are happy but you have been singing all night...did you fly into a window and forget that you are suppose to sleep at night? I mean seriously birdy will you ever stop, I find myself wondering, is there such a thing as birdy laryngitis?

Love,
ME