A letter to a keyboard...

Dear Keyboard,
Welcome to my desk! There are a few things that you need to understand. I will likely spill my coffee, yogurt and countless other things on you. It is not because I don't value you as a work tool, it is because I am hungry and over worked. I appreciate your cooperation in this relationship, and hope that it is fruitful. As long as you agree to actually type the keys I press you have no risk of being ejected from the window. Thanks, I'm excited for the possibilities of our new relationship.

Sincerely,
Your Boss