Are you dense...CREEPER!

So here is a tale of a very very very dense dude!

This story makes most guys in the world look pretty good, and this poor sap very desperate...not that I'm not a prize but...whatever, you'll see...

Roughly three weeks ago I receive a voicemail "Uh hey this is Kaushal, not sure if you remember me, looking forward to talking to you, give me a call 224-558-..."

Hmm, I have no idea who he is, I ask my friends, I scower FB and still no. This guy is a mystery to me. So of course why not be slightly avoidant and text back..."Can you remind me where we met?" "We met at Durkins, want to go out for a drink you seem cool."

(Insert long pause) I haven't been to Durkins in over 2 years...I can place who I was with and the event - Di has long since obtained a master's degree since I've been to Durkins...

So naturally the answer is no...well Kaushal doesn't like this answer and sends back some text that would suggest he expected a different response...um DUDE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

Fast Forward 3 weeks to present time...

Yet another text message - it seems he figured it out, he knows me from PAWS. Wow, how in the world did he figure it out and why would that make me change my answer!

The number shall now and forevermore be saved as CREEPER!