Random times at ORD

So this is going to be quick - I'm currently using my free 20 minutes of wi-fi at lovely ORD...it's been a very odd trip to the airport and I just got here...so here goes!

1) I pulled into the parking lot and the gate was up - hmm - that's odd, I need a ticket and it won't give me one. So I go to exit and talk to the attendant - she stares at me blankly and hands me a piece of paper - but still says nothing. So I go to pull forward - natural right? WRONG - The only thing she says to me is this, "What are you doing?" Um trying to go the right way. "Back up, and go park..." Are you kidding me, back up out of the exit of the parking lot...who, what?!?

2) So I make it into the airport and there was something odd about my boarding pass retrieval but I can't remember and I'm on a time crunch here so who the heck knows....

3) The moving sidewalk - now I understand that most people don't understand the moving sidewalk and it scares people and it just isn't normal but come on...So there were some people from a foreign country somewhere in Asia I'd say and they were mostly on the sidewalk on the right which was working...and there was one guy from their group in front of me on the sidewalk on the left - which was not working....well the guy in front of me for some reason didn't want to pass the guy to his right so what happened....HE STOPPED ON A MOVING SIDEWALK THAT WASN'T MOVING!!!! Come on now, that's just crazy!

4) Um, here's a nice find for the day, I just watched a 40 second video on the Hyatt Place and got free wireless for 20 minutes - SWEET!

And I'm OUT!