Not even close to real life…

These are just a few of my most recent dreams that are so far from reality they either make you laugh out loud or weep…your choice.

Last night I had a dream that a small curly hair blond kid, who was maybe about 5 was walking down Addison St. He saw a car that had a box of paper inside. He decided he wanted the paper so he broke into the car using a snack size bag of cool ranch Dorito’s. Yum yum…somehow, this empty bag of chips allowed him to grip the window and pull it down – who knows?

Here’s one that I thought was true…my friend Beth has started eating healthier. Think of a person who never exercises and lives off of McDonald’s. I am actually really concerned for her health. So at some point I had a dream that she said she was going to run a 5K, somewhere in the process I thought it was real. Today she informed me that it was in fact not real, and that I should know better. She might be cutting back on the bad food, but there will be no running!

I had a dream over the weekend that I was sitting on the couch talking to Matt. That was it, I woke up realized it wasn’t true and that was the end of that. Well not exactly, now I’m sitting on a different couch thinking how happy I’d be if I could just sit on that couch one more time and talk to Matt. Sometimes life deals you cards you don’t want to play, and sometimes dreams are cruel!